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April 6, 2012 | ISSUE 48•14
The U.S. Coast Guard used cannon fire to sink the 164-foot Ryou-Un Maru, a Japanese “ghost ship” set adrift by the tsunami last year. What do you think?
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I think it’s important we send a clear message to all ocean debris: Your aimless drifting will not be tolerated.
Rita Wright
Systems Analyst -

Since when is America responsible for picking up Poseidon’s slack?
Jonas Wincott
Hand Molder -

Hey, Gordon Lightfoot, ‘The Wreck Of The Ryou-Un Maru’ could be your ticket to a lake house.
Russell Forlani
Alloy Weigher