Looking for a Captain’s Job?

Ride the Ducks

SeattleWeekly.com is reporting:

The only thing worse than trying to find a job is trying to find a job during a recession. To that end, we present Wanted: A weekly look at the weirdest ways to pay the bills in Twenty-Ten.

The Job Duck Captain for Ride the Ducks of Seattle

The Responsibilities As Captain, it’s your job to drive the WWII amphibious vehicle on land and sea, entertain your passengers and do it all without crashing or drowning.

The Qualifications A U.S. Coast Guard Master’s license is preferred. A driver’s license, boating experience and ability to keep 30 Boeing engineers laughing while on a company-mandated team-building exercise is required.

The Pay $16 an hour, plus tips.

The complete SeattleWeekly.com post by Caleb Hannan is here.

(Ed. note:  ok the pay isn’t  great, but it beats working at McDonalds)

 

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Ocean levels are rising around the globe, so rather than tethering our buildings to the sinking shoreline why not suit them for a life at sea? That’s the approach behind the Water-Scraper, a futuristic self-sufficient floating city. A special mention in this year’s eVolo Skyscraper Competition, the design expands the concept of a floating island into a full-fledged underwater skyscraper that harvests renewable energy and grows its own food.

via Gizmodo and the original post by Mike Chino at Inhabitat

 

Kill and be Killed

Sea lions killed for eating too many salmon

KOMOnews.com is reporting:

…A California sea lion last week became the first salmon predator to be euthanized this year under a program that has been denounced by those who say there are far greater dangers to salmon – including the series of hydroelectric dams on the Columbia.

This is the second year of the program, which is administered by wildlife officials in Oregon and Washington and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration…

The complete KOMOnews.com post by Abby Haight is here.

 

Vespucci; Amerigo Vespucci

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Wired.com is reporting:

March 9, 1454: This Man Is a Continent … or Two

On his second voyage, Vespucci made a major breakthrough. He followed the eastern coast of the new land south, and south and farther south. He was in fact off the coast of Patagonia, within 400 miles of Tierra del Fuego.

The coast was like nothing previously known to Europeans. Vespucci was convinced it wasn’t Asia at all, but a new world entirely…

The complete Wired.com post by Randy Alfred is here.

 

Work on the Water this Summer

Come join us in Friday Harbor for a fast paced couse.   The Coast Guard Testing is conducted on site.  If you live in the islands, the Spring Ferry Schedule is here.   Better yet, bring your boat to Friday Harbor for the week.  Paradise Lanes is three blocks from the Port of Friday Harbor.

Who:       You

What:      OUPV (6-pac) license

When:     April 24, – May 1, 2010, 08:00 – 17:30

Where:   Friday Harbor (Paradise Lanes)

Why:       The Coast Guard requires licensing if you plan to haul people or goods for hire

How:        More info is here

There are currently three open seats for this course. Be sure to contact me ASAP to hold your spot.

(Ed. note:  This course approved Zenith Maritime and the Coast Guard. USCG license training courses delivered by (me) – an authorized and approved independent contracted instructor for Zenith Maritime.)

 

Obscene … man had depraved picture of squid porn

The Sun (UK) is reporting:

Dymond is charged with possessing an image of someone “performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely an octopus/squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character”.

He faces a total of 25 porn charges and entered no pleas when he appeared before magistrates.

The complete Sun post by John Coles is here.

(Ed. note:  Thanks to Monkey Fist over at gCaptain’s Maritime Monday for the heads up on this one.)

 

How To Make A Super-Sized Octopus Cake

via OhDeeDoh.com

Making a 3.5′ octopus from cake takes less effort than you think, but does require the use of 2 cake boards to keep things together. If you make this fun cake for a birthday celebration, you can stick candles in your poor octopus, or make a smaller cake for candles on the side, the choice is yours. Here’s what you’ll need:

• Sheet Cake
• Rice Krispie Cereal
• Marshmallows + Butter
• Fruit Loops Cereal
• Nerds Candy
• Frosting
• 2 Cake Boards

The balance of the recipe is here.

(Ed. note:  BTW, my birthday is August 12.)



Home Hacks

2010HomeHackspostBadge.jpgWe’re in love with colorful cakes today and have one more to share with you. We made this giant 3 and a half foot cake for our husband’s birthday kids, yeah that’s it kids—and it was more fun than a barrel of monkeys. It’s not as hard as you might think, click through to see how to make a giant swimming invertebrate of your own!

Making a 3.5′ octopus from cake takes less effort than you think, but does require the use of 2 cake boards to keep things together. If you make this fun cake for a birthday celebration, you can stick candles in your poor octopus, or make a smaller cake for candles on the side, the choice is yours. Here’s what you’ll need:

• Sheet Cake
• Rice Krispie Cereal
• Marshmallows + Butter
• Fruit Loops Cereal
• Nerds Candy
• Frosting
• 2 Cake Boards

Start with a baked and cooled sheet cake (which can be purchased pre-made if you’re looking to make the process even easier). Cut in on the sides, like an hour glass, or shapely womanly figure (hubba hubba), like this:

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The excess cake can be placed on top of the cake for eyes, or snacked on while you work–bonus!. Next, make Rice Krispie treats according to the package directions and mold them into tentacles and as facial bump outs (assuming you’re like us and ate the previously mentioned extra cake).

Frost the entire thing in the color of your choice, we did blue, but purple, pink or even green could work out just fine! Now our frosting looks a little less than professional, when we made our cake earlier, it was nearing 100 degrees in our kitchen and we were doing good to keep things together, so you can leave it “rustic” as we have, or take a little more time at smoothing things down.

Next, add Fruit Loops and nerds to decorate your octopus, we love the look of the multicolor cereal as the suction cups on each tentacle and the burst of extra flavor (As well as color) that the nerds gave. You are welcome to use a candy or decoration of your choosing, just mosey around the cereal and candy aisles for a bit and see if anything strikes your fancy. Remember, gummy candies can be rolled out to create larger vibrant colored shapes as well (which was the route we almost went before settling on Fruit Loops).

That’s all there is to it, you don’t have to be a professional baker, or even experienced backer to create something fun, plus the frosted tentacles are just as tasty as the rest of the cake, and you can eat it with your hands!

What’s been the most adventurous cake you’ve ever made?
Share a link or leave us your thoughts in the comments below!


(Images: Sarah Rae Trover)

Originally published 11.20.09 – JL

  • Sarah Rae Trover
  • February 3, 2010 04:30PM
  • Comments (10)

    This is totally awesome. I would add a beak, and I would make the tentacles out of rows of cupcakes. Or at least some of the tentacles, since that would be a lot of cupcake baking to make that many. You can join the cupcakes by frosting them together. If you don’t like frosting, you will want to squish the cupcakes up pretty close to each other to cut down on the amount of frosting used to “bridge”.

    posted by frum on November 24th 2009 at 10:57am
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    By the way, you are not married to PZ Myers, are you?

    http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/

    posted by frum on November 24th 2009 at 10:59am
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    Fruit Loops as the tentacles = GENIUS>

    But no beak, please! It freaks me out enough that an octopus has one in real life!

    posted by patrick (the other one) on November 24th 2009 at 11:09am
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    HEY! I just made this for my niece’s 6th bday. I basically copied you tentacle for tentacle. x3 My sister put on the nerds and I did NOT LIKE IT. No, really it was fine. It had a lemon cream cheese frosting and vanilla cake. :)
    http://i46.tinypic.com/2ajrq1k.jpg
    thank you for your post!!!

    posted by Raahaachel on December 12th 2009 at 8:06pm
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    This cake looks absolutely wonderful and soooo fun! The Fruit Loop tentacles are a stroke of genius!

    But I have to say, Rice Krispie treats with frosting and sugary cereal do not sound delicious. Did that part of the cake get eaten?

    posted by Griffin on February 4th 2010 at 9:34am
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    That part of the cake did get eaten, it wasn’t as awesome as the cake itself, but it worked out ok. Taking the suggestion above and making tentacles from cupcakes might yield tastier (though not as formed and pretty) results!

    posted by sarahrae on February 4th 2010 at 11:41am
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    Here is another blue octopus cake (and some other fun stuff):

    Cakewrecks

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/12/seasonings-greetings.html

    posted by wallace on February 6th 2010 at 8:39pm
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    Blackbird’s 2nd Birthday Cake, modified from this Instructable’s tutorial.

    posted by alisa k on February 11th 2010 at 9:35am
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    Here’s a list of some of the se7en bazzilion cakes we have made. With se7en 1 kids we do a lot of “caking”…
    http://www.se7en.org.za/2008/08/27/se7en-bazzillion-cake-ideas

    posted by se7en on February 12th 2010 at 5:19am
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    I lovelovelove this. Amazing.

    posted by amandaleedotorg on February 12th 2010 at 1:37pm
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It was July 17, 1933

And she stopped in Anacortes as well

Northwest Ports of Call from her webpage

USS Constitution via Wikipedia here.

Timeline

 

How Big Waves Go Rogue

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Wired.com is reporting:

An extra-tall wave struck a cruise ship off the Mediterranean coast of Spain this week, claiming two lives and injuring one person on board. Though the wave may not qualify as a “rogue wave,” it could have been created by the same forces.

To officially be rogue, the wave’s height must be more than double the “significant wave height” of the area, which is calculated by averaging the height of the tallest third of all the nearby waves.

The wave measured 26 feet tall and shattered plate-glass windows at the bow of the vessel. Still, it wasn’t very tall compared to some of the waves oceanographer Libe Washburn of UC Santa Barbara has seen.

The complete Wired.com post by Brian Chen is here.

 

Feds don’t have time for WSF

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Flavor Flav is appaled at the lack of timepieces at the Colman Dock.

Seattle Weekly is reporting:

Washington State Ferries recently snagged a piece of the Recovery Act to the tune of $3.2 million, thanks to Sen. Patty Murray, who’s been known to go to the mat for the rudderless ferry service. These funds are earmarked for vessel preservation and renovation, and to–according to a press release from Murray’s office–”provide reliable and responsible ferry service to customers.”

The complete Seattle Weekly post by Chris Kornelis is here.